katefeetie:


I would find this cool IF I WERE A NERRRRRD.
So yeah. This is cool.




I was super sad when we could no longer celebrate January 9 being the prefix to the year as 1-9-98 or 1-9-99, so this totally made my day.
Edit: Yes, as anti-matt points out in a reblog, this is not an accurate image/statement, since the consecutive sequence will happen every 100 years.  Also, for people who format their time/date differently, this doesn’t even hold true.  HOWEVER, it is still fun, so go hug a kitten or kick a puppy.

katefeetie:

I would find this cool IF I WERE A NERRRRRD.

So yeah. This is cool.

I was super sad when we could no longer celebrate January 9 being the prefix to the year as 1-9-98 or 1-9-99, so this totally made my day.

Edit: Yes, as anti-matt points out in a reblog, this is not an accurate image/statement, since the consecutive sequence will happen every 100 years. Also, for people who format their time/date differently, this doesn’t even hold true. HOWEVER, it is still fun, so go hug a kitten or kick a puppy.


Rest in very, very quiet peace, Billy Mays.


sarahb:

Lovely.


cleversimon:

Oh, Facebook. Oh, Achewood.

cleversimon:

Oh, Facebook. Oh, Achewood.


Email from My Super Awesome Dad:

Hey Rachel, just a couple of reasons why I’m proud of you (not an exhaustive list):

- You show up every day at a job that is sometimes boring and not much fun. That’s hard to do.

- You are brilliant, creative, talented, and funny. I have never once in my life doubted that. I didn’t need the fall semester to prove you could do well at college. I didn’t need to see you in the paper to know you are a creative writer. Whether it’s CD covers, web design, piano or blogging, whenever I share what you’ve done (aka brag about you) I get the same type of responses; “Wow, she’s good”, “That’s an amazing site”, or “She’s funny, I like the way she writes”. I’d have to agree with them all.

Love
Dad



Some people blow snot bubbles.  Other people give the best care packages ever.  Brooke definitely falls into the latter category.
Some people blow snot bubbles. Other people give the best care packages ever. Brooke definitely falls into the latter category.


A Modest Proposal

funsizebytes:

  1. I put a DVD into the player
  2. I start a stopwatch
  3. I navigate all the menus
  4. I wait for all the various “advertisements” telling me about the sound mastering, the FBI warning, and so forth
  5. The movie actually begins
  6. I stop the stopwatch.

I take that stopwatch to the home of some executive connected with the MPAA and count off those seconds.

While holding his (or her—I’m all about equal opportunity, people) head under water.

I’m just saying, it might lead to some change.



Earning His Sarcasm Bonus
  • Tech Director: Are you going to be here tomorrow?
  • Coworker: Yeah, why?
  • Tech Director: Well, you're going to be getting a new monitor.
  • Coworker: Oh! . . . Is it smaller?
  • Tech Director: Yeah, we thought you could really use something more portable. In fact, we're hiring a twelve-year-old boy to carry it around for you, too.


tehawesome:

The Twitter abandonment rate is ridiculously high.  Here’s a comic I made about effort featuring hammers.

tehawesome:

The Twitter abandonment rate is ridiculously high.  Here’s a comic I made about effort featuring hammers.


"Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn’t go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination."
— Robert Fulghum (via amplequotes)


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