I promise to never again spam you with stuff about Bacon Famous, but my brother and I started this podcast and are a skosh excited about it. The iTunes feed is slow in coming, but we do have a Facebook page and a Twitter account, if following us on Tumblr isn’t good enough for you.Episode One: Customers vs. Zombies
Includes retail horror stories, a spirited discussion about Stephen Hawking as a zombie, and other stuff about golf carts and tigers and, of course, bacon.
SPECIAL OFFER: As promised in this episode, we will send an autographed piece of bacon to the first ten people who leave a comment on this entry! All you have to do is post your name and 1) something nice about the podcast, 2) something nice about bacon, OR 3) something nice about something famous. We’ll contact the winners to get your mailing addresses.
Now go tell your friends about Bacon Famous!
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One Baby to Scream at Them All
- Me: My female coworkers FLIPPED when I told them my plan to not have children and/or to adopt older ones.
- Me: "But babies are so preeeeeecious."
- Him: haha
- Him: said like Gollum
- Me: Exactly.
- Me: And I just want to throw the babies into Mt. Doom.
"Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein."
— H. Jackson Brown
Age of Empires 2
1. Everything else in the list is singular.
2. That’s not even how you spell “shepherds.”
“HEY, I MOVED THIS STUFF FOR YOU.”
“Put it back.”
“AND THEN I MADE THIS BIG.”
“I didn’t ask for that.”
“I AM HELPING.”
“Please stop.”
Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you’re using Microsoft Word.
"I know you little, I love you lots,
my love for you could fill ten pots,
fifteen buckets, sixteen cans,
three teacups, and four dishpans."
my love for you could fill ten pots,
fifteen buckets, sixteen cans,
three teacups, and four dishpans."
— Shel Silverstein (via lovelyanomaly)
"It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
— W. Somerset Maugham
"As for [Sir Richard Grenville], he was given to breaking wineglasses between his teeth and then swallowing the shards to show that he could stand the sight of blood, even his own."
— Sir Walter Raleigh, according to page 46 of this American history textbook
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