January 2012
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Jan 27th
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I think it’s cute that, years ago, I legitimately thought I would forget Elijah Wood’s birthday (January 28). I think it’s annoying that I set up 500 email reminders to make sure that didn’t happen.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi... →
Jan 24th
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7 p.m. I got home from work and settled in for my weekly dinner and TV (and dessert and dessert and dessert) date with my mom. We ate and chatted and laughed and ate some more. 10:30 p.m. My mom and I cleared away the evidence of our gluttony, left the stress of the week somewhere under the couch, and went upstairs to our respective bedrooms. 11:30 p.m. I got a text message from my mom, which...
Jan 14th
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10 New Year's Resolutions for Designers →
Jan 12th
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I’d follow Tiger Thursday with something like Foxy Friday, but then I’d just reblog Karen Gillan pictures over and over again AND I ALREADY HAVE A BLOG FOR THAT.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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“Never laugh at live dragons.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien
Jan 4th
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December 2011
4 posts
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Dec 23rd
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Accurate and Descriptive Names for My Laptop
The Land of a Thousand Cat Sneezes World’s Most Expensive Cat Tissue National Museum of Feline Snot
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 14th
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November 2011
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 17th
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Games for really unpopular children.
nedhepburn: Sadminton.   Connect Four Or Go To Your Room.  Super Racist Mario.  Tambourine Hero.  Jenga.  Sonic The Hedge. 
Nov 16th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 4th
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The Switch →
distorte: I spent too long on this stupid thing. (No instapaper, please. Read in site.) I am never not jealous of Pierce’s creativity.
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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Crain's Chicago Business: CTA Red Line to get...
lindstifa: neighborhoodr-chicago: chicagobusiness: CTA Red Line to get $1-billion makeover: Gov. Pat Quinn and Mayor Rahm Emanuel Thursday announced they’ve lined up $1 billion in funds for a variety of projects that will begin next year, including new track and power systems, and the rebuilding or renovation of 11 stations. What changes would you like to see on the Red Line (or any of...
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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Email from My Dad Regarding the New Wireless...
[Subject:] Planned Network Outage Dear @Home-Net customer: We value your business and understand how important it is to maintain a constant connection to the Internet from your 8 PCs, 2 iPods, your iPhone, Atrix and Nooks. That is why we’re investing in our infrastructure by replacing our aging wireless router with a new state of the art Asus wireless router. The old D-Link was rad for...
Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
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Oct 30th
Oct 30th
Party Cat →
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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How is there not a bacon-scented cologne yet?
nicopolitan: bacologne. http://uncrate.com/stuff/bacon-cologne/
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Things that are difficult to do without a... →
Fart on accident. Because your television doesn’t care when you do. And that first time that you do around someone you’re dating is always sorta funny: turns out both of you have a butt. I’ve been in a crummy mood all day, but this whole post made me smile. You internet people are just so charming! Call me!
Oct 7th
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“‎Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.”
– Steve Jobs, a true visionary (via hrrrthrrr)
Oct 6th
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Just Sit the Hell Down →
A really great conversation emerged in the comment section of this article on The Hairpin, a conversation in which funny women call out other women for peeing all over the toilet seat or creating thrones of toilet paper or freaking out about butt germs. Anyway, somewhere in there is a PDF that you should download, print, laminate, and stick up in the nearest public ladies’ room. …...
Oct 5th
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September 2011
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Sep 28th