November 2008
14 posts
Let Me Google That For You →
thedayhascome:
The next time someone asks you a question that could easily by found on Google, send them this link.
Oh, this is going to come in so handy at work.
WatchI know this is like a thousand years old and, geez, Grannyskirts, find some new material already. Whatever. I’m sharing this because this will allow you to hear the exact voice that runs through my head when someone types in all caps.
“I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE. DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE? SHE’S GOT ENORMOUS LIPS.”
150 Things to Do Before I'm 30
Bold the ones you’ve done.
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it 09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea 13. Stayed up all...
“Every separate day in the year is a gift presented to only one man - the...”
– Vladimir Nabokov (via pileofnearmisses)
