Let Me Google That For You →
thedayhascome: The next time someone asks you a question that could easily by found on Google, send them this link. Oh, this is going to come in so handy at work.
I know this is like a thousand years old and, geez, Grannyskirts, find some new material already. Whatever. I’m sharing this because this will allow you to hear the exact voice that runs through my head when someone types in all caps. “I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE. DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE? SHE’S GOT ENORMOUS LIPS.”
150 Things to Do Before I'm 30
Bold the ones you’ve done. 01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink 02. Swam with dolphins 03. Climbed a mountain 04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive 05. Been inside the Great Pyramid 06. Held a tarantula 07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone 08. Said “I love you” and meant it 09. Hugged a tree 10. Bungee jumped 11. Visited Paris 12. Watched a lightning storm at sea 13. Stayed up all...
Every separate day in the year is a gift presented to only one man - the...– Vladimir Nabokov (via pileofnearmisses)