December 2008
16 posts
Is it Christmas? →
YES. Have a wonderful day, my pretties!
Heaven
Never-empty glass of ice cold 2% milk Never-empty plate of Triple Stuf Oreos Perhaps some kind of built-in filter that keeps the milk from getting bogged down by Oreo crumbs
What would push this over the top in my book would be if someone would convince Nabisco to put two F’s in Stuf.
“Studies have found consistent cultural or gender differences, for instance, in...”
– my psychology textbook, authored by someone who apparently has yet to be introduced to the concept of FOOTNOTES
“In my mind, Twitter is a sort of affirmation of an important life choice I made...”
– Jesse Thorn, utterly nailing it. (via merlin)
sarahb:
distorte:
Sometimes I’m pretty sure the reason I am alone in this world is because I have to go into the bathroom and take my t-shirt off to eat an orange without making a mess. You think I am joking and that’s probably better for both of us.
I don’t think you’re joking because I know how many times I had to change clothes last week alone after eating pecan pie.
Obviously, stained...
Things that peak briefly and decline speedily
magicmolly:
Ice cream (best eaten in the one minute interval after it softens but before it melts)
Jeans
Avocados
And most cereals.
Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas
Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off...
