pile: A year ago, you could check Google Analytics and get hour-by-hour updates, even of the current day. Then they redesigned it and reduced the granularity to 1 day. Yesterday they changed it again so you can’t even get day-of statistics, you have to wait a full day to see how things are going. I love it when a product becomes intentionally less functional over time. Gosh damn it. ...
My College Employs the Best Accents
Loan Lady: Ah believe ah gave you some payy-perwork to do back in Jew-lye?
Me: Yes, ma'am. It's on my bedroom floor, actually.
Loan Lady: Well thay-at dud'n do me much good, now does it, darlin'?
Penny Arcade || A Glimpse Into The Future →
My Favorite Boss
Me: So what do you think?
Boss #2: I like it!
Me: Good, good. I just copied the text over from what I had last week. Thoughts?
Boss #2: Oh wow. Let me correct some of the horrible wording from what I gave to you originally.
[Insert five-minute pause here.]
Boss #2: Yikes. Done.
Boss #2: I good have Engrish!!
Me: I are special!