After He Threatened to Slap Me
Me: Physical abuse will not be tolerated in this relationship.
Him: That's what you think! I can take a lot.
baconfamous: Episode One: Customers vs. Zombies ...
One Baby to Scream at Them All
Me: My female coworkers FLIPPED when I told them my plan to not have children and/or to adopt older ones.
Me: "But babies are so preeeeeecious."
Him: said like Gollum
Me: And I just want to throw the babies into Mt. Doom.
Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours...– H. Jackson Brown
tehawesome: “HEY, I MOVED THIS STUFF FOR YOU.” “Put it back.” “AND THEN I MADE THIS BIG.” “I didn’t ask for that.” “I AM HELPING.” “Please stop.” Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you’re using Microsoft Word.
I know you little, I love you lots, my love for you could fill ten pots,...– Shel Silverstein (via lovelyanomaly)
It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the...– W. Somerset Maugham