November 2009
9 posts
After He Threatened to Slap Me
Me: Physical abuse will not be tolerated in this relationship.
Him: That's what you think! I can take a lot.
baconfamous:
Episode One: Customers vs. Zombies
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One Baby to Scream at Them All
Me: My female coworkers FLIPPED when I told them my plan to not have children and/or to adopt older ones.
Me: "But babies are so preeeeeecious."
Him: haha
Him: said like Gollum
Me: Exactly.
Me: And I just want to throw the babies into Mt. Doom.
“Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours...”
– H. Jackson Brown
tehawesome:
“HEY, I MOVED THIS STUFF FOR YOU.”
“Put it back.”
“AND THEN I MADE THIS BIG.”
“I didn’t ask for that.”
“I AM HELPING.”
“Please stop.”
Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you’re using Microsoft Word.
“I know you little, I love you lots,
my love for you could fill ten pots,...”
– Shel Silverstein (via lovelyanomaly)
“It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the...”
– W. Somerset Maugham 