June 2009
17 posts
Times Wastes Too Fast →
sarahb:
Lovely.
Email from My Super Awesome Dad:
Hey Rachel, just a couple of reasons why I’m proud of you (not an exhaustive list):
- You show up every day at a job that is sometimes boring and not much fun. That’s hard to do.
- You are brilliant, creative, talented, and funny. I have never once in my life doubted that. I didn’t need the fall semester to prove you could do well at college. I didn’t need to see you in...
A Modest Proposal
funsizebytes:
I put a DVD into the player
I start a stopwatch
I navigate all the menus
I wait for all the various “advertisements” telling me about the sound mastering, the FBI warning, and so forth
The movie actually begins
I stop the stopwatch.
I take that stopwatch to the home of some executive connected with the MPAA and count off those seconds.
While holding his (or her—I’m all...
Earning His Sarcasm Bonus
Tech Director: Are you going to be here tomorrow?
Coworker: Yeah, why?
Tech Director: Well, you're going to be getting a new monitor.
Coworker: Oh! . . . Is it smaller?
Tech Director: Yeah, we thought you could really use something more portable. In fact, we're hiring a twelve-year-old boy to carry it around for you, too.
“Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness...”
– Robert Fulghum (via amplequotes)
“You’re movies...”
– DM sent to the @LOTR account on Twitter, which will earn this guy a punch in the face from the @GrammarNazi account
Welcome to Scott Wade's Dirty Car Art! →
mikemotorcade:
Holy crap! How can you be this freaking awesome!? Look at the picture of the guy who does this stuff. He is the definition of bad ass.
Warning: Anti-Comic-Sans eyewear is needed to view this site. Other than that, it’s a pretty awesome idea. (Don’t tell my mom, but I wrote “clean me” in the dust on our kitchen table a week ago, and she still...
"Weapon of Choice" (Fatboy Slim) →
Christopher Walken, proving that he can dance your face off.
via my office roomie, who decided that we needed a pick-me-up on Friday afternoon
“Whats your favorite irrational number? Since we are being irrational, what color...”
– Traditional slew of questions from Pimp, who sends the best emails ever.
“Sound barricades itself into rolls of peanut butter when you speak.”
– The Surrealist Compliment Generator (which actually wrote “peautbutter,” not “peanut butter,” if you must know) 