November 2011
18 posts
October 2011
18 posts
How is there not a bacon-scented cologne yet?
bacologne.
Things that are difficult to do without a girlfriend. →
rocket-shoes.com
Fart on accident. Because your television doesn’t care when you do. And that first time that you do around someone you’re dating is always sorta funny: turns out both of you have a butt.
I’ve been in a crummy mood all day, but this whole post made me smile. You internet people are just so charming! Call me!
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.”
—Steve Jobs, a true visionary (via hrrrthrrr)
Just Sit the Hell Down →
thehairpin.com
A really great conversation emerged in the comment section of this article on The Hairpin, a conversation in which funny women call out other women for peeing all over the toilet seat or creating thrones of toilet paper or freaking out about butt germs. Anyway, somewhere in there is a PDF that you should download, print, laminate, and stick up in the nearest public ladies’ room.
… ladies.
