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I introduced my office roomie to someecards.com today, which led...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:43:24 -0600

I introduced my office roomie to someecards.com today, which led to the creation of this very special card for our coworker.

Working in a church office isn’t always mind-numbingly boring.

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Trying Out “Tumblr...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:19 -0600

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Trying Out “Tumblr Booth” Thursday

Also? Brr, Chicago.

"So I think his name is either ‘Expensive Chandalier’ or ‘Wild Place.’"

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:53:35 -0600

“So I think his name is either ‘Expensive Chandalier’ or ‘Wild Place.’”

- my boyfriend, in complete seriousness, as we start an evening marathon of watching anime

After He Threatened to Slap Me

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:33:30 -0600

Me: Physical abuse will not be tolerated in this relationship.
Him: That's what you think! I can take a lot.

baconfamous: Episode One: Customers vs. Zombies Includes...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:20:33 -0600

baconfamous:

Episode One: Customers vs. Zombies

Includes retail horror stories, a spirited discussion about Stephen Hawking as a zombie, and other stuff about golf carts and tigers and, of course, bacon.

SPECIAL OFFER: As promised in this episode, we will send an autographed piece of bacon to the first ten people who leave a comment on this entry! All you have to do is post your name and 1) something nice about the podcast, 2) something nice about bacon, OR 3) something nice about something famous. We’ll contact the winners to get your mailing addresses.

Now go tell your friends about Bacon Famous!

I promise to never again spam you with stuff about Bacon Famous, but my brother and I started this podcast and are a skosh excited about it. The iTunes feed is slow in coming, but we do have a Facebook page and a Twitter account, if following us on Tumblr isn’t good enough for you.

One Baby to Scream at Them All

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:21:44 -0600

Me: My female coworkers FLIPPED when I told them my plan to not have children and/or to adopt older ones.
Me: "But babies are so preeeeeecious."
Him: haha
Him: said like Gollum
Me: Exactly.
Me: And I just want to throw the babies into Mt. Doom.

"Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were..."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:57:14 -0600

“Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”

- H. Jackson Brown

Age of Empires 2 1. Everything else in the list is singular. 2....

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:03:15 -0600

Age of Empires 2

1. Everything else in the list is singular.
2. That’s not even how you spell “shepherds.”

tehawesome: “HEY, I MOVED THIS STUFF FOR YOU.” “Put it back.” “AND THEN I MADE THIS BIG.” “I...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:15:35 -0600

tehawesome:

“HEY, I MOVED THIS STUFF FOR YOU.”

“Put it back.”

“AND THEN I MADE THIS BIG.”

“I didn’t ask for that.”

“I AM HELPING.”

“Please stop.”

Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you’re using Microsoft Word.

"I know you little, I love you lots, my love for you could fill ten pots, fifteen buckets, sixteen..."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:02:32 -0600

“I know you little, I love you lots,
my love for you could fill ten pots,
fifteen buckets, sixteen cans,
three teacups, and four dishpans.”

- Shel Silverstein (via lovelyanomaly)

Wedding Invitation (via applebottom, sarazorel, konrad, sawb)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:21:34 -0600

Wedding Invitation

(via applebottom, sarazorel, konrad, sawb)

"It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:33:28 -0600

“It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.”

- W. Somerset Maugham

"As for [Sir Richard Grenville], he was given to breaking wineglasses between his teeth and then..."

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:05:58 -0500

“As for [Sir Richard Grenville], he was given to breaking wineglasses between his teeth and then swallowing the shards to show that he could stand the sight of blood, even his own.”

- Sir Walter Raleigh, according to page 46 of this American history textbook

Confidential, free service.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:32:24 -0500

Confidential, free service.

Totally needed this reminder today.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:45:00 -0500

Totally needed this reminder today.

jasonpermenter: Good Morning Anna. (by me, via rascouet) So...

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:10:24 -0500

jasonpermenter:

Good Morning Anna. (by me, via rascouet)

So I’ve been making these little easter egg type bits for Anna ever since we first met. She calls them the GMAs. Turns out, she’s started compiling them on Flickr, for posterity. They’re certainly not amazing pieces of art, and often not completely original, but they sure do seem to make her smile. Turns out this is exactly the sort of thing, for us, that makes an eight-hour time difference that much more bearable.

This is fantastic. All of them are fantastic. *tiny sigh*

Photos from Asylum: Inside the Closed World of State Mental...

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:34:15 -0500

Photos from Asylum: Inside the Closed World of State Mental Hospitals by Christopher Payne

(via merlin, Dwell)

WTF. (via unclutterer)

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:51:47 -0500

WTF.

(via unclutterer)

DoINeedAnUmbrella.com

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:59:48 -0500

DoINeedAnUmbrella.com:

I don’t know why I always forget about this site. It’s perfect.

Followed by "I HATE YOU" and a Click

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:59:57 -0500

Me: You should be shot for that joke.
Him: What would you do if I got shot tomorrow? And died? And when you got to heaven, you found out that I had been shot because of what you said? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL THEN?
Me: *pause*
Me: I'm guessing "omnipotent" is the wrong answer here.